Further Adventures in Bizarre, Female-Targeted Advertising
After yesterday, I thought that a 12 minute tampon movie took the cake for one of the most bizarre advertisements aimed at women that I had ever seen. This morning I found something new that is at least as strange if not more so:
(via Videogum)
Beautiful. A huge, cushioned phallus to stick between your breasts while you sleep. How did we ever function as a society before the Kush?
As one astute Youtube commenter mentioned, “you could wrap electric tape around a toilet paper roll and it would do the same thing.” And that’s a valid point. However, it wouldn’t be a Kush branded toilet paper roll wrapped in electric tape. You need to pay $55 for that. Check and mate.
You can visit the Kush website here. Unfortunately, they don’t have blogs written by the Kushes between the women’s breasts or character profiles or anything to that extent. No handwritten indie titles, either. Obviously the people at Kush have a lot to learn.
One thing I did find there, though, was an FAQ section. I thought the most obvious question would be “Why would I ever need this stupid thing?” Somehow, that one didn’t make it on the page. I did find this, though, which I thought was pretty funny:
Q. Is there an adjustment period for Kush?
A. Like knee pillows prescribed by orthopedic physicians and chiropractors, there may be a brief period of adjustment for the first two or three nights. However, most customers report being unaware that Kush is even there while sleeping!
Awesome. A slip resistant sleep-dildo that’s uncomfortable for two nights, and then you don’t even know it’s there. If breasts are so hard to deal with while sleeping, wouldn’t the point be to notice that the Kush is there?
Frankly, I’m feeling a little left out. If I can’t find a commercial for a nighttime cock sling by tomorrow, I’m going to have to take it to the streets. I’ll be damned if I don’t get to blow $55 on some kind of embarrassing sleeping genitalia related item.
